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04/30/13
5 Dumbest Super Heroes
03/29/13
4 Books for Crazy Old People
03/09/13
9 Things No One Can Do in Commercials
01/22/13
8 Greatest Wars Fought by Fox News
12/01/12
Man Comics #15: Trouble Cockwell!
10/28/12
6 Lowest Points in Pop Culture
10/13/12
5 Signs Someone
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09/27/12
3 Terribly Backfiring Guides
09/04/12
6 Things Not To Do With Zombies
08/11/12
The 6 Most Unnecessary Jackie Chan Stunts
07/28/12
10 Absurdly Expensive Amazon Products
07/12/12
10 Baffling Romance Tips From Fox News
06/23/12
Man Comics #14: Punchmaster Goes West
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6 Half-Assed Super Hero Origins
05/28/12
4 Wildly Irresponsible Tests
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5 Video Game Marketing Failures
05/02/12
8 Books For Insane Cat Owners
04/24/12
Avengers: The Manliest Adventures
04/17/12
4 Useless Instructional Videos
04/07/12
9 Action Stars Who Couldn't Fight
04/01/12
8 Blackest Album Covers
03/25/12
The Creepiest: Charlie McCarthy
03/17/12
7 Words Only in Bad Movie Titles
03/04/12
8 Most Violent YouTube Falls
02/26/12
Man Comics #13: Spontaneo!
02/20/12
Tribute to National Police Gazette
02/12/12
4 Horrible Geek Humor Books
02/04/12
6 Unfun Facts About Farming
01/27/12
10 Weirdly Hilarious Chinese Toys
01/15/12
5 Dark Secrets of Reality TV
01/08/12
6 Badass Super Friends Villains
12/30/11
10 Retarded Y2K Survival Guides
12/23/11
Man Comics #12: Rance Handsome
12/16/11
6 Crazy Game School Commercials
12/09/11
5 Worst Game Show Cheaters
11/27/11
4 Ludicrous Celebrity Workout Videos
11/20/11
6 Content Warnings We'd Actually Use
11/10/11
5 Batman Foes Too Lame to Survive an Issue
10/28/11
50 Creepy Godek Romance Tips
10/22/11
4 Awful '90s Instructional Videos
10/15/11
The 8 Strangest TV Show Ideas
10/07/11
Man Comics #11: Future Dick Whiskey
09/30/11
The 24 Toughest Video Game Covers
09/23/11
7 Unbreakably Bad Sports Records
09/15/11
8 Amazon Products For 1 Penny
09/08/11
Fuckin' Shit Up For Lads & Boys
08/27/11
4 Instructional Videos By/For Crazies
08/20/11
The 6 Craziest Hostess Pie Villains
08/13/11
The 5 Greatest MMA Revenge Matches
08/06/11
The 8 Most Baffling Food Mascots
07/29/11
8 Hilarious Moments In Bad Movies
07/17/11
What If?
Captain America Was Insane?
07/10/11
6 Americanest Things Not From America
07/03/11
4 Most Homophobic Comics Ever
06/24/11
Top 6 Midfight Taunts in MMA
06/17/11
PG13 Family Circus #2
06/08/11
Man Comics #10: Spontaneo!
06/03/11
4 Depressing But Hilarious Guides
05/26/11
6 Craziest Sieges in History
05/13/11
10 1980s Toys That Just Didn't Care
05/06/11
4 Godek Books to Disgust Your Lover
04/28/11
Bob Hope: Sexual Assault Adventures
04/21/11
100 Cracked Articles Celebration!
04/07/11
The 6 Worst Marvel Cartoons
04/01/11
4 Sex Books For People Who Hate Sex
03/24/11
Man Comics #9: Return of Punchmaster
03/17/11
6 Advertising Words That Mean Nothing
03/03/11
If Violent Video Games Were Banned
02/24/11
The 5 Least Sexy Workout Videos
02/17/11
9 Forgotten Trends in Advertising
02/03/11
6 Video Games Too Insane to Release
01/27/11
Shit My Dad Says
For The Deaf
01/20/11
If Awesome Lunatics Ran Airlines
01/17/11
5 Self Defense Guides for Women
01/10/11
Man Comics #8: Power Lords
01/03/11
The 10 Craziest Kickboxing Moments
12/23/10
Frosty's War On the War On Xmas
12/16/10
4 Irresponsible Sex Advice Books
12/09/10
10 Irreplaceable Comedic Performances
12/02/10
7 Athletes More Crazy Than Talented
11/27/10
Aquaman Bible Stories
11/18/10
The Marvel RPG for Drunk Children
11/11/10
11,201 Pieces of Terrible Advice
11/04/10
Josh Koscheck Putdowns & Combacks
10/28/10
8 Questions Asked By Crazy WoW Fans
10/21/10
Bozo the Schizophrenic Clown
10/14/10
6 Hilarious Turkish Special Effects
10/07/10
6 Signs Dead Rising 2 Has FAS
09/30/10
Smokey The Bear's Terrifying Origin
09/23/10
Top 5 Crime Scene Albums
09/16/10
Choose Your Adventure: Best Friend Robot
09/09/10
6 Least Sporstmanlike Moments in MMA
09/02/10
The Dr. Laura Board Game
08/19/10
Tits For Men #2
08/12/10
4 Survival Guides for Insane Situations
07/29/10
PG13 Family Circus #1
07/22/10
Green Lantern: Star Pervert
07/15/10
1516 Ways to Kill Romance
07/08/10
Homemade Fireworks 2010
07/01/10
Every Women's Magazine Ever
06/24/10
Man Comics #7: Dick Whiskey, Drunk Cop
06/17/10
The 8 Saddest Fame Whores
06/10/10
6 Ways RDR Taught Me to Hate Women
06/03/10
7 Things You Can't Mix With Anything
05/27/10
Man Comics #6: American As Fuck
05/20/10
4 Depressing Books on Happiness
05/13/10
The 10 Worst MMA Fights of All Time
05/06/10
Man Comics #5: Punchmaster vs. Cpt. Marvel
04/29/10
5 Most Useless Superhero Sidekicks
04/22/10
Man Comics #4: Lady Punchmaster
04/15/10
10 Traits Needed for the Apocalypse
04/08/10
Hulk Tales of Impotent Nerd Rage
04/01/10
7 Fighters Who Lied Their Way to Legendary
03/25/10
Super Friends on Non Dinosoid Island
03/11/10
Man Comics #3: Safety Comics
03/04/10
Gary Busey's Science Textbook
02/25/10
Is it Gay or Is it Maxim?
02/18/10
Man Comics #2: Fuckin' A Comics
02/11/10
Universal Soldier: Regeneration
02/04/10
Premature Ejaculation Daredevil
01/28/10
5 Worst Decisions on TV (Made Twice)
01/21/10
Girl Comics for Women
01/14/10
The Story of Fujita's Skull
01/07/10
Man Comics #1
12/31/09
10 Bootiest Songs of All Time
12/24/09
The Fucking Star Wars Holiday Special
12/17/09
When Scrapbookers Attack
12/10/09
7 Powers Steven Seagal Thinks He Has
12/03/09
8 Types of Obnoxious Pedestrians
11/26/09
6 IQ Tests Created By Morons
11/19/09
You Just Got Wonder Womaned
11/12/09
5 Baffling Perspectives on Boning
11/05/09
9 Reasons Iraqis Suck at Jumping Jacks
10/29/09
7 Occupations for Stupid People
10/22/09
Aquaman in
Aquaman Sucks!
10/15/09
Tits for Men #1
10/08/09
5 Movies Space Aliens Should Watch
10/01/09
Batman: Dark Fratboy
09/24/09
5 Insane Fighting Manuals
09/17/09
Patrick Swayze Tribute
09/10/09
5 Most Ridiculous Self-Help Books
09/03/09
Herculoids!
08/27/09
6 Ways to Improve Reality Shows
08/25/09
The 10 Most Efficient NES Intros
08/20/09
Pandora Music Su-Su-Science
08/13/09
Ong Bak 2 Review
08/06/09
Giant Dong Comics #2
07/30/09
Top 10 Ragdoll KOs
07/23/09
10 Species of Internet Haters
07/16/09
Understanding WoW Using Mario
07/09/09
10 Worst Reality Auditions Part 2
07/02/09
10 Worst Reality Auditions Part 1
06/25/09
4 JCVD Movie Reviews To Your Balls
06/18/09
Kick to the Groin Comics: WWII Edition
06/11/09
The Sims 3 Psychological Experiment
06/07/09
Bitmob Advice Column
06/04/09
The 24,504 Worst Pieces of Advice
05/28/09
The Torture Debate (As a Batman Comic)
05/21/09
25 Carlos Mencia Twitter Posts
05/14/09
The Worstest Nintendo Games
05/07/09
Top 8 Oh Shit! Moments in MMA
04/30/09
8 Reasons Why Competitive Eating Sucks
04/23/09
Giant Dong Comics #1
04/16/09
6 Superheroes Who Completely Lost Their Shit
04/09/09
5 Responsible Ways to Mock Everything
