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Seanbaby:
I love how Aqua Man and his pals dress so badly the astronauts think they're aliens (this has happened before). Why are the astronauts even there? Doesn't the space program keep track of things like this? I know it's hard to remember everything -- sometimes I go to the grocery store and come back home with two empty bags and 80 lottery tickets. But forgetting to buy food is one thing, forgetting about a 20 million dollar space capsule filled with astronauts is a lot worse. And the fact that they landed in Aquaman's house makes it even more unforgiveable. "Ah... Houston, we've landed off course. We believe we're somewhere in the Atlantic -- be advised we've encountered two young men in their underwear and several talking fish. Request immediate retrieval and two pairs of pants. Over."
Mr. Fish:
Thanks for your input Mera. "A meteor from another planet?!" Yeah. That could be. It could also be a flying pony or a magic underwater taco in a bowtie. Why don't you shut your idiot mouth and look? Or better yet, go try to find an Aqua-Radar that does more than flash non-descriptive strobe lights whenever something is nearby. You people might as well be talking to Lassie or those giant pink seahorses you're humping. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Glub. I hump fish. Hell, I've humped a tuna sandwich.
Luke Cage:
Sweet Christmas, this fish honky couldn't sell me a pie if I was a starvin' ribby big-headed desert kid with flies on my eyes getting covered in sauce by Sally Strothers.
Dr. Doom:
Doom prays for death. Doom knows fully well that he will one day control the universe and posess power even beyond his incomparable imagination. Even so, Doom feels the only way to purge such intolerable filth as this pie adventure from his fantastic mind is death. Sweet embracing death where no such Aquaman advertisements can be found. Kill.... Doom...
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