Seanbaby: When swimsuit and tanning oil sales drop, do the companies send their executives out to the beach to give economic speeches to super heroes? I guess. I love how we don't even get to see the fight between Aquaman and Slud-Jak. We go from the first punch to a picture of Aquaman trying to figure out a way to beat him. It's like the artist said, "Shit, we know he's going to lose, I don't need to draw it." Mr. Fish: Jesus Christ, Aquaman makes it embarrassing to be a fish. He's a total tool. Glub. "I must save the beaches for the bikini salesman! This punch is for the injustice you're doing to the tanning oil companies!!! And this is for that angry cook!" Whoring your celebrity status for fruit pies is one thing, going to war to keep tanning lotion sales up, that's being a sell out. Luke Cage: "That Dirty Beach?" Shit, man, that's what my Puerto Rican pal Garcia calls his mom.