Seanbaby: Without noticing, I must have screamed "Show us your tits, Batgirl!" at this comic 20 or 30 times while I read it. Maybe it's because I grew up watching Wonder Woman, but whenever I see a female crime fighter, I always think she should be wearing a bikini. I mean all female crime fighters, like meter maids, toll booth operators, and ballerinas. School teachers, store clerks... my point is, Wonder Woman is probably the greatest female that ever lived, shouldn't more chicks want to at least dress like her? You know, like how everyone wears top hats to look like Abe Lincoln, or how hookers wear big feather boas to look more like Governor Jesse Ventura. Luke Cage: Dig this, I know you white people wear some weird shit when you're dancing, but look at these bimbos' hats and leotards. Look like someone took their q-tips swimming, man. Mr. Fish: "We've starved ourselves for days to look like the real Magpies?" Who are these people? I've been on an all algae-chip diet for 2 months, spending 3 hours a day on the stair master, and it still takes my fish gut half a minute to catch up to the rest of me if I turn around really fast. Glub. At least their plan is completely retarded, so that makes me feel better about myself. They didn't even get to the crime. What did the police do when Batgirl brought them in? Charge them with bad fashion and suspected intent to do something stupid? Dr. Doom: As unstoppable as Doom truly is, he admits that the false Magpies' exact strategy has worked on him many times. Once Doom's entire suit of amazing armor was stolen from him while he was distracted by the thief's dazzling dancing. Humiliated and naked, Doom was reminded of his first night in the college dorm room with a young Mr. Fantastic.