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Jesus, Captain Marvel. Let him finish.
Seanbaby:
Would a big blow-up on the ocean floor really flood the world? I took this question to a scientist at Portland State University. He had me removed, but later on the lawn, my neighbor and I filled a bathtub with water and blew a hole in it with a cherry bomb. Sure enough, the water fell out the bottom and got the grass wet. So the science in this ad is accurate, I just don't know why Nitro is doing it. No matter how much stuff you get wet, it's probably not going to help you rule the world. Unless you're a towel salesman or something.
Mr. Fish:
Hey. Is Nitro retarded? First he decides to flood the Earth. That's super for me and the other fish, Nitro, but what are you going to do? Dive for soggy Twinkies when you get hungry? And when Captain Marvel stops flying next to that ship, you assumed that the ship was on remote control. What? Did you think he was piloting it from 5 feet outside of it? When my dog stops chasing the mailman's truck, that doesn't make me think there's no driver. Dipshit.
That's terrific, Nitro, but your world-flooding bomb is going to go off in a few minutes. Remember?
... You didn't think this plan through at all, did you?
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