Seanbaby: I can hear "Sore Sir" and not notice that it sounds a little gay, but after reading that caption in the second panel with the piston thrusting and the muscle springing, the whole thing starts to get kind of homoerotic. Mr. Fish: Oh yeah. You know this is gay. They might as well be wearing leather hot pants and cop hats and picking out curtains. I don't know if I'll be able to hear "Creamed Filling" anymore without giggling. Glub. Luke Cage: Sweet Christmas! Captain America punched that green mutha right in the purple diaper! Over and over and over. He taught those suckas a lesson with those pounding pistons... why ... why do I feel the need for the touch of a man? Dr. Doom: Doom also felt a subconscious encouragement of homosexuality from the ad. Can even Doom's unmatchable will hold back the surge of his newfound desires?!