Seanbaby: I'm not saying those aliens aren't evil. It's obvious once you see the conquistador moustache and orange mohawk helmet, but I always thought Captain America was more diplomatic than this. He should have at least waited to kick their ass until they did something more serious than walk around near a picnic basket. Mr. Fish: Ha ha ha! "Welcome to Earth! Do you come in peace? America doesn't care! Eat righteous fist, villain!" And they say I'm an asshole for eating babies and letting poop dangle from my ass while I'm swimming. Luke Cage: Pink gloves, pink cape, orange panties, pink belt, blue belt buckle, and a star on the chest? These muthas stole my prom tuxedo! But still, Captain America - that's no reason to put your fist in their eye, brotha. Dr. Doom: Doom believes their flying saucer resembles a sombrero. Doom would like to wear their spaceship as a hat.