Seanbaby: This is what every Hostess ad should be. Mr. Fish: I'm guilty of this too sometimes, but you know when there's a really big hole in the villain's plan, and you're just waiting for him/it to figure it out? Glub. Like what did The Deserter think was going to happen after his ray wore off? You know, the ray wears off... everybody's standing around confused and pissed off and within walking distance of him. Oh look at the end of the ad. They came back and kicked your ass, genius. And you didn't even get a damn Twinkie. Did you forget to turn the "Don't Come Back And Beat Me Up" dial on your "Please Leave" gun? Stupid fag. Luke Cage: Yeah, this sucka's plan may have been the pits, but look at his glasses, dig? They're, you know, double glasses! Each glass has a little other glass on it. I know I'm supposed to talk about his yellow and purple threads, but dig those double glasses. Where did he find those? I think if I wore those glasses I I would have bzz! bzz! insect vision. I would... oh Jesus Mr. Fish. What have we been smoking? I don't think this is my ass I'm wearing. Dr. Doom: A clever ray gun - it emits a beam that forces people to evacuate the area. However, the foolish Luke Cage recreated that very effect this morning with only a burrito. Laugh before the flatulent humor of Doom.