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Seanbaby:
Shit, you don't need me. Write your own joke. And if it doesn't end with that lady having a penis in her mouth, start over and try again.
Mr. Fish:
Shouldn't there be some sort of government regulation for crap like this? "Thanks, bald man! Just don't ask me to sing!" Shut the fuck up, Hawkman. I swear to god, me being a fish is a better power than yours. "Do you need something from on the top shelf?! I have the ability of FLIGHT! With it, I shall retrieve the top shelf item! Stare in awe as I summon birds as well!!!!!" And look at the guy in the sweater at the bottom left. What does that "C" on his sweater stand for? Cunt? I bet it does. Nice cunt sweater.
Luke Cage:
I had a roommate that listened to Pete McCarthy and the Flyers. Guys sound like Air Supply if you punched them in the stomach while they sing. I know Hawkman is just a flying chicken pussy, but ain't no reason to spend your hero time throwing food at bad concerts. No Flyers fans are gonna start no riot. Lookee here, worst thing happens when a Flyers fan gets mad, he says "Bummer!" and throws a pillow at the couch. How you gonna face Superman? He just saved Earth from a space alien army. You spent all the Justic League bread on snacks to save a couple couches from a pillow attack.
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