Seanbaby:
Witness the forest children. Gathering pies for medicine and living in the trees, these children of the woods wear the skins of hikers that don't survive the revolutionary fruit pie surgery. I like how the one stupid forest kid says in the last panel, "In a strange way, I think he knows we're his friends." Was that little pie-doctor not there when the Hulk was speaking English at him? How much clearer does he have to make it? "Thanks kids!" In.... in some way... it's as if he was... THANKING us. Oh yeah, nice hat, forest kid. You're not wearing that hat -- it's riding you around like a little red bandit.

Mr. Fish:
I once got beaten so bad someone mistook me for peat moss. Once Luke Cage stuffed me in a mailbox with a box of bottle rockets. But I've never been punched so hard that I started smoldering. You, Hulk, got your ass KICKED. Oh good. You're running off to fight the same guys that almost killed you. I'm sure you'll do a lot better now that you're half dead and full of light, flaky crust and partially hydrogenated vegetable oil. And would you stop with the fucking random tree smashing? You're making a fool of yourself.

Luke Cage:
Fruit pies do more than just cure wounds, dig? I heard if you put one in the front of your pants overnight, you legally get your virginity back.

Dr. Doom:
Dr. Doom may not be a medical doctor, but his extensive knowledge lets him know that fruit pies are a poor excuse for first aid. The children's medical efforts may as well be spent peeing on the fallen idiot.