Seanbaby: I hope the Mad Magician has a really good excuse for turning into a huge frog and keeping people from eating Twinkies. Card tricks would be more productive than that. Shit, using a trick pack of gum to snap shut on your friend's finger is a craftier plan than this. Mr. Fish: Wait til this fruitcake gets to supervillain prison. Some big guy will pause his anal rape for a second to say "Last week I smashed into Fort Knox and controlled the world's gold. For a couple minutes there, I was the richest, most powerful man in the world. What did you do with your giant frog thing you do, little bitch [Mad Magician]?" Then Mad Magician starts weeping and says, "I kept a few kids from eating Twinkies." And once that gets out, he might as well call open season on his ass. Oh, sure he's already spending most of his day getting raped, but now he has to spend it with his head in the toilet too. And if you ask me, it's still not harsh enough. Glub. Luke Cage: Bitch, are you for real? Twinkies supply? There are orphans out there eating their own spit and the city's stockpiling treats? Fix a pothole. Build a parking garage where I can take a lady without her choking to death on exhaust. The community don't want no damn room full of Twinkies, fool. Dr. Doom: Doom wonders why the mayor's office was filled with children. A strange panel of advisors. Doom uses children only for medical experiments and food. [mayor helpfully labeled in panel 2 by his desk nameplate -editor]