Seanbaby: I think this shows why Preacher and Hostess never got together for cross promotion. Because when your comic is known for people getting their faces torn off or midgets fucking human-shaped stacks of meat, the last thing people want to do after reading it is eat. Hostess doesn't want your kids screaming, "Look Mom! It's the same pies Allfather D'Aronique pukes up onto his clothes! And Jesse Custer says they're good enough for that fat piece of shit, so they're good enough for me!" Mr. Fish: I hate Jesse Custer. Most people just punch me in the mouth when we fight, but this asshole says, "Go make yourself a tuna noodle casserole, fish-fucker." and I spend the next 8 days in a giant bowl covering myself with creamy sauce and peas. I still can't get the smell off -- why are you laughing? Nobody laughs at Mr. Fish! Luke Cage: That's the last time I say "Sweet Christmas!" I didn't know Jesus was this shit-throwing retard. From now on when something exciting happens, I'm going to say "Sweet Diana Ross' Birthday!" Dr. Doom: Doom loved it. It's portrayal of human wretchedness made Doom crave for the real fruit filling for the first time.