Jesus, fuck you, Spider-Man Seanbaby: Was anybody nervous that the hero with the amazing spider powers would lose to a guy who at BEST might bonk him with a hat? I want to know how many hours it took for Demolition Derby's friends to talk him into high profile combat crime. Demolition Ted: "No, you can totally rob the diamond store, Derby! Just feel how heavy your hat is!" Demolition Derby: "I know, but... you know... when I throw the hat... the bald spot." Demolition Mike: "Oh, come on. You hardly notice the bald spot. Demolition Derby: "Really? But what if like... a super hero..." Demolition Larry: "Derby. Name one person who has a hat that heavy." Demolition Derby: "Yeah. Yeah, you're right. The WORLD IS MINE!" Mr. Fish: Demolition should have gotten a less embarrassing weapon, like a spinning bowtie that makes him shit his pants.