Nice cover, Spidey. Good thing you're dating a moron. Seanbaby: No, you didn't read that title wrong. He spoiled a snatch. It's the follow up to the controversial "Spider-Man Hinders a Hair Pie!" and "Spidey in: Contaminate a Cunt!" Dr. Doom and Luke Cage couldn't review the ad because of the Comics Code Authority and their strict "No Snatch Comics" policy. Dr. Doom didn't seem to care, though. He declared himself above "the puny rules of ridiculous children's books," shot me with his laser gloves, and took my copy into the bathroom for two noisy hours. I was too embarrassed to ask him what he thought or even make eye contact with him when he came out sweaty and rusty, but you have to admire a guy like Doom. Even after he found out there was no porn in it, he didn't give up on his mission to get off on it. It takes a strong will for a heterosexual villain to find something sexy about a bald guy in an orange jumpsuit eating a cupcake (costume design by Auntie Ted's Pants Suit Factory). Mr. Fish: This guy's power is making more of himself? That's a real tragedy for such an ugly bastard. I know my power is being a fish, and I'm as ugly as a corpse's armpit, but at least my super power doesn't remind me of that every time I use it. How does this guy even rob a bank? His duplicates probably spend the entire time looking at each other and saying, "That's what I really look like?" When the cops show up, they'll find 200 identical idiots sitting on the floor weeping and begging for toupes and new clothes.