Judging by this green piece of trash Billy's holding, I don't think this secret was intentional.
|The best secret is the Super Ending Weapon Move. Normally, Double Dragon doesn't
allow you to keep a weapon if you've had it for more than 12 seconds, but in the last room, everything
gets screwed up. If you take the mop haired kung fu guy's knife and pick it up on the fourth cycle of his
death blink, it turns into a mangled purple golf club thing. And if you can survive an assault from two
more of the unfortunately dressed female villains, and pick up the golf club on the fourth blink, it
turns into a thing that looks like a Mario pipe. When you drop it, it looks more like a lawn chair. It's here where you think
you've reached the limit of
weapon power. But no, if you can use your lawn-chair-Mario-pipe to defeat the down syndrome twins and do the same blinky
pick up thing, you receive what looks like it could be a purple sausage or a leg. Now you just have to do it again on the Pink Machine Gun Warrior
to get the ultimate weapon. It looks like a half-invisible swirly-painted cardboard box. And if that isn't the god damn
coolest video game secret ever, I have to rethink my entire outlook on life.
This crap I'm swinging is almost worth the trouble it took for me to get it.