July 29th, 2002 Robot Escapes: Terror Unleashed: The Annihilation Special Feature: Heroic Pyromania Click here for the full story. February 20th, 2002 Afghanistan's Lovable National Sport - Buzkashi Special Feature: OJ Simpson Recommended Cowboy Boots Click here for the full story. February 5th, 2002 The Nation that Freaked Out Special Feature: Hot Nude Girls Reveal All! Click here for the full story. December 11th, 2001 Science Tales of Horror Special Feature: Mummies made of soap, fruit punches with dicks Click here for the full story. October 15th, 2001 Dipshits File Lawsuits Special Feature: Mischevious Wammies, stars of TV's Press Your Luck. Click here for the full story. September 27th, 2001 Gays vs Kevin Smith Special Feature: Record Number of Gay Jokes Click here for the full story. July 26th, 2001 Austrian Artist Explodes Cow Special Feature: Madlibs and Comics Click here for the full story. July 3rd, 2001 Helping America Get Back in Shape Special Feature: Voodoo Sex Click here for the full story. May 15th, 2001 Parents Sue Video Games... AGAIN Special Feature: Kick to the Groin Click here for the full story. May 2nd, 2001 Robot Holocaust... AGAIN Special Feature: Transcendent Album Reviews Click here for the full story. April 12th, 2001 MTV's Jackass Upsets Morons, Pussies Special Feature: Teddy Bears Click here for the full story. March 8th, 2001 Flesh Eating Robots Want to Eat Your Flesh Special Feature: Legos Click here for the full story. January 15th, 2001 The Intellectual Spectrum - Temptation Beach vs. a Book About Retarded People Special Feature: Subnormal Combat! Click here for the full story. December 22nd, 2000 The Internet Film Laser Squad's Top 100 Funniest Films of All Time Special Feature: Now halfway done!!! Click here for the full story. December 4th, 2000 Woman Finds Chicken Head in McNuggets, World Screams Special Feature: Converted for AOL Click here for the full story. October 26th, 2000 Oregon Christians Rally Against Gay School Children Special Feature: Posters and Science Click here for the full story. October 16th, 2000 The People vs. Scary Nike Commercial Special Feature: Rip-Off's Velcro Sneakers! Click here for the full story. September 18th, 2000 Hollywood Insider: Seanbaby & Erik in Cleveland Special Feature: Lots of features so special they're all winners. Click here for the full story. September 13th, 2000 Coffee Drinkers Sue Common Sense. Again. Special Feature: Bon Jovi's theories on cowboys and rockers. Click here for the full story. July 12th, 2000 The Pope Turns a Gay Pride Parade into a Battle for Survival (starring Alyssa Milano) Special Feature: Catholics vs. Gays: Smackdown! Click here for the full story. April 25th, 2000 Panda Porn. Seriously, Doctors in China are Making Panda Porn. 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