The day before we took this picture, Gary Coleman saved my life by telling one of his bodyguards, "No, don't kill him." It's kind of a long story. This cute little guy is Miyamoto, the inventor of Donkey Kong. I can say without ego that this is the greatest photo ever taken. Totally by chance, I ran into Pride Fighting Championship light heavyweight fighter, Quinton "Rampage" Jackson, and he was nice enough not to body slam me into a crater. At a corporate Nintendo party, one of my pals from EGM said this was the CEO of Nintendo. They could have been fucking with me, but I got a picture with him anyway. Me and G4's mascot Po-Ken on the set of our epic battle we filmed for a G4 spot. The butt of many of my pal Erik's Old Man Murray jokes, John Romero and Steve Casey saw me coming and knew I was probably taking this picture with evil intentions, but politely let me anyway. The greatest living performer, Rudy Ray Motherfucking Dolemite Moore in Cleveland, Ohio. UFC fighters Chuck "The Iceman" Liddell and Tito Ortiz. A couple nights before Wrestlemania XIX, Joyce and I took her high school friend, Torrie Wilson, out drinking. I was surprised to find that she doesn't sexily peel off her clothes that often when she's not on TV. Here we are making stupid faces at some club in downtown Seattle. Seconds after we took this picture, Rhyno showed up and made it clear that he was going to cut in even if it meant deadly force. On to Part 2 Back to the Main Photo Album