 Me with San Shou and K-1 fighting legend, Cung Le, only minutes before we're attacked by Professor Ninja's karatebots.  X-Play's co-host Adam Sessler and me in San Francisco, also only minutes before we're attacked by karatebots.  My muay Thai kru, Danton Mew, is not only a Hong Kong action star and martial arts choreographer, he also happens to be the toughest man in the world.
 Joyce and I hung out with Torrie again when she came through Portland with the WWE. A couple hours and many, many beers after this picture was taken, I asked her and her husband to knife-hand chop their handprints into my chest. They did. The following pictures chronicle our journey.  This is Torrie's husband: former Cruiserweight champ, Billy Kidman.  Later that night, my man Anthony and I join him at the motherfucking gun show.  The drinking goes as planned, and Torrie and I spread our message of love.  Note carefully how I just barely stopped drinking for this picture.  This wasn't some cute pose we did for all of our gay ass scrapbooks. The girls were just carrying me around the bar as a kind gesture.  While the referee is distracted by the Junkyard Dog's antics, Torrie and Billy sabotage Anthony and Julie's touching photo.  A few drinks later, we near the time when Billy Kidman would slap me in the chest so hard my internal organs would hold a protest rally.  As seen here, we no longer have the capacity to pose for photos.  And here is where Torrie started the assault on what used to be called my chest.  Here's me and the crew of the MTV Ultimate Video Game Countdown after we finally wrapped and celebrated the fact that we'll never have to hear me read another lame cue card about the hottest video games of 2004 ever again. Back to the Main Photo Album |
