"Lina likes poetry, which is something I've been strongly against ever since my heart broke like the falling of forgotten stars into the helmet of a soldier who can cry no more tears. But I'm going to tell you a secret: I hate poetry a lot less than how much I totally don't hate girls who look hot in lace and electrical tape." - Seanbaby

"Ladies and Gentlemen,
First and foremost I'd like to thank Nintendo for bringing us such Cult classic games like Super Mario Brothers and DuckHunt. It's games like these that have inspired me to my geekdom and originally kicked my ass in the direction of seanbaby.com. And of course, the daring and sexy webmaster himself...Sean.

Remember that if it blinks, don't eat it. Stamps from strangers are best left unlicked. And lastly, visit my webpage @ www.choronzon.com/angel

Stay frosty, bitch!

- Angelina"