age- seventeen

hometown- austin, texas, yee haw!

occupation- professional slacker, patron saint of gross internet porn.

fave bands- the violent femmes, sonic youth, weezer, cat power, at the drive in, godspeed you black emperor.

likes- jesus haircuts, muscle cars, neon lights, pool, air hockey, pez.

dislikes- fast food, diet anything, phil collins, excessive back hair.


acceptance speech- "every day i wake up and thank god that i was born with enough fingers and toes to suit society, with a nice rack to boot. and i thank my parents for having my tail removed promptly after i was born. i'd also like to thank seanbaby for deeming me an official babe, an honor i will share with everyone i come in contact with, especially strangers in grocery stores and people on public transportation."

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