Superman X-ray POV shot of Wonder Woman To analyse sex, we must break it down into its fundamental parts. This helpful guide came from a site that sadly no longer exists.

"Sex Porn is the foundation of Sex Pics. When men are looking for Sex Pics, they inevitably have to Deal with Sex Porn. Laura's Sex Porn had slimy sex with sexage pussy and gardners is little sex that the butt thinks is furry on Sex Porn. Sex Pics is the ultimate goal of hardcore. Once you have Dealt with the Sex Porn, you can proceed to the Sex Pics. Example. Pamela went to the Sex Pics pics and saw hardcore pics full of blowjobs and cumshots. The Sex Pics too much for her huge tits to handle. You must have your reasons for wanting Sex Porn. I went to the store to look for Sex Porn. I only found Sex Pics. Cheerleaders, blowjobs, and cumshots lined the shelves. I pulled down a can of wet pussy. Hardcore sexagers surrounded the young pussy pics. sexs with dildos rushed to rub the can of smelly pussy. I grabbed the huge tits, and watched them partake in blowjobs and cumshots. Luckily my sex slut was with me and grabbed the cheerleader pussy, Sex Porn, wet pussy, and Sex Pics. Celebs grabbed my hairy pussy and took my wet pussy to the Sex Porn."

There's a lesson to be learned from all this:
Never again will I let sex Sex grab my blowjobs and cumshots.
The Following Q & A based upon the book "Resonant Excitation Of Sexual Orgasms - Tao Of Love Coupling" by Newman K. Lin, Ph.D., PE

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If you need her lubrication in a hurry, massage and push her emergency button as shown in the following graph [left]. She will be ready for penetration in a short time. The emergency button is the red flashing one just below the vagina.
Massage for the Resonant Orgasm: This massage will use approximate 3 pounds of force applying to her trigger zone. Use your any two fingers among index, middle and ring fingers to form a finger plier, one finger (lower one) penetrate 1 or 3 inches into the vagina and the other finger press the clitoris by compressing or twisting, then move your finger plier in and out the vagina with a stroke of approximately 1 or 2 inches, starting from slow to fast. It will take about 1-5 minutes for her to reach an eruptive orgasm. The following graph show the formation of the finger pliers. I'm not including the diagram because this whole section scares me. Apply three pounds of force! Compress! Twist! Use your pliers! Nooo! Keep away from me, Dr Lin!
This method can be used to rescuse her from the high sexual tension when her man misfires before she achieves orgasms. I really hate it when a bloke misfires.
1. My wife refuses to wear sexy dress. How can I make her to do it? This is the start of the Q/A session.
Answer for Problem 1:
When I was young, I had the same complaint as you do now. But, her sexual response let me forget her dress because there is no dress involved during that time. What I have really enjoyed is her orgasmic responses, her vibrant voices and her beautifully "deformed" face during trans-harmonic excitation and orgasmic states. She is a complete woman. I always forget her breasts are small.
It's comforting to know that anyone I have sex with will be distracted from any inadequacy in the bust department, by my deformed face. And I'd always thought of it as a handicap.
2. We are in the middle age; my wife's vagina becomes too loose and my penis seems too small; I think we need surgery to fix the sexual problems for me and my wife, Do you have any solutions?

ANSWER: Your low body need a tune-up, as your car engine does. Once you restore your penis strength and sexual potential, you will not complain that your wife vagina is too loose and your wife will enjoy your penis power.
If you want to know how to get PENIS POWER™ you'll have to read Dr Lin's page. It's very complex and I think it involves vacuum cleaners.
Whoosh! What does the female respond to orgasm and how she does feel?

ANSWER:
Engineering Point of View:
Female orgasm is like a volcano eruption or firework, a kind of energy radiation from her body. Her sexual potential energy and the mechanic energy (or work) done by her male partner produce the power surge radiation out of her body, that releases her sexual tension and calms her mind.It is also like the laser light emitting from the laser tube where a high-potential energy gas is excitated by high-voltage electrons.
It's quite simple, really. Making love to a woman is like servicing a car. I think. I'm confused. I think I'll go check my suspension in private.

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"Hey Bert! Hey Bert! I'm playing that the little feller is a periscope! I'm all sooaapeeey!"
"I'm not in the mood, Ernie."
"C'mon, Bert, hop in, it'll be great!"
"Leave me alone."
"When you're sitting in the bathy with your sponge and rubber duck, and you're feeling warm and soapy and you're ripe for a..."


... and by the time Bert has changed his mind, Ernie has too. Bert and Ernie have been in a relationship for about 20 years now, and they need to re-learn to communicate properly. They could learn a lot from Grover. Consider his approach:

"What is 'hug?' Show me 'hug'. Aah, that's good - I like 'hug'. Now, can you tell me, what is 'fellatio?"


BONUS FACT:
Other people that sound like Grover: Fozzie Bear, Yoda, injured Tim Roth in Reservoir Dogs.
The spanish name for Cookie Monster is 'tricky'.  That's because the literal translation is not catchy, it's something like 'el monstro de galetas' (and the last 's' is pronounced like a 'Bronx Cheer')
SESAME STREET STYLE SEDUCTION METHOD
Bert and Ernie
Bert and Ernie have been together for a long time now, and the romance is beginning to fade. Ernie needs to understand that Bert finds his demands exhausting, and Ernie must learn to respect Bert's wishes.