Captain Tootsie has formed the ultimate "Secret Legion" with three 8 year olds. And sure, they seem like an unstoppable force, but these are not people that should be leading airplane disaster rescue missions. Especially when their rescue plan is to quickly eat Tootsie Rolls. I wonder what the pilot said when he was rescued by a man with a candy filled yellow purse and a fat kid. I'd be fucking pissed, but that's really one of those things that needs to happen to you before you know how you'll react. Maybe I'd scream, "Thank Heavens! You've brought the Tootsie Rolls!" I don't know, the whole rescue went by so fast, if you even make it that far into the comic with all the swell and interesting radar facts at the beginning. In the bonus pen ad at the bottom, note how the pen is covering up the word, "Girls!" This kind of thing would cause a controversy today, but back then it didn't matter. Women weren't allowed to read yet. Back to the Stupid Comics Page