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The Original Stupid Page
Revisit the classic article that shared intimate feelings about Mothers Against Drunk Driving, puppets, the Ku Klux Klan, girl scouts, and homosexuals putting panties on goats for sport.
FUN FACT: This article was used as a piece of incriminating evidence in the case of The Secret Service vs. Me.
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Why We're Sarcastic
Right now, you're paying the government money to make commercials that remind you to refrigerate dairy goods. Elsewhere, a man is trying to sue a bar because the alcohol he asked them for made him forget how to keep his car from hitting a building. And still elsewhere, a mother eats dishwasher detergent because the box didn't make it entirely clear just how much it was not food. Is it any wonder the world's a sarcastic mess?
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Junk Mail Charity
Ten years ago, my girlfriend gave five dollars to some sick children or legless housepainters or something. I don't remember exactly who, but it was both a beautiful gesture and the stupidest thing she's ever done. Because since then, our mailbox has become a breeding ground for horrible-disease-themed butterfly address labels and Paralyzed Veterens of America kittie basket calendars. I'm not saying I've personally done a lot for cancer research, but at least I'm not the cancer researcher who came up with the idea to send $3000 worth of crap to thank every five dollar contributor.
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Other Stupid Articles
1999 - Year in Review
All of the important entertainment events of the year summed up, including a goose exploding Fabio's nose on a rollercoaster and the telvised gastric bypass surgery of the fat girl from Wilson Phillips.
Catholic Girl Panties Party
Just like an erotic thriller, when you hear this article's title, you think it's going to be full of sex and passion, and just like an erotic thriller, you're totally wrong. This article is about how much the Catholic Church hates Ginger Spice.
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