Effectiveness: 9/10
Holy crap. I don't know what the hell happened in this comic, but I do know I don't have even close to enough Wildroot Cream-Oil in my hair.

Accurate Portrayal of Police Procedure: 4/10
"Bitch, I don't think they're going to hand me a pistol and thank me for my hair just because I have an oily head."

Bonus Scalp Health Facts: 7/10
In case you weren't convinced you need hair oil from that insane story about racecars, take the Wildroot Cream-Oil at-home test. Just scrape the top of your head with something sharp, and if chunks of it fall off, you need the soothing hair cream. It moisturizes, and police consider it evidence of your innocence!

Securing the Scene of an Accident: 0/10
"Hey, officer, did you notice the man that was just horribly killed in a car crash? Maybe you ought to wait until you've finished scraping him off the road before you start in on how attractive I am."