From 2003 to 2008, my job with EGM was to play in their trash. I made sure the band N*Sync enjoyed a game of basketball before their big concert. I learned colors with Mary Kate and Ashley, and I beat confused, helpless lab technicians to death as Steven Seagal in the unreleased Steven Seagal Is The Final Option. I once screamed, "Is this a game for Dora the Explorer watchers or fucking retards?!" at my Gameboy, by myself, and meant it. I got the stars of Bad Boys kicked off the police force for shooting too many watermelons. So to say I had a rich, fulfilling experience with EGM wouldn't be an understatement. It'd just be really stupid and wrong.|
I've annotated each article for an intimate look at what I was thinking or maybe how much my editors hated it. Yes, finally, the story behind typing about bad games can be told.
Bonus game: each annotation will have a picture of me with a game/nerd-related celebrity. Are you nerd enough to name them all?