"CLEAN IT UP WITH THE CLEANING KIT"
Sometimes spelling errors can switch on the joy lights in our souls. For example, when I was in 9th grade, a neighboring town's newspaper called a graduating high school girl a "Slutatorian."


"THE SUPER THETA CHI BROTHERS"
Hey college kids! Want a recipe for excitement?! Take a wild fraternity vaction... take away the alcohol poisoning, beach parties, and sex, then add some Gameboys.


"MARK IN THE 'VIDEO SPOTLIGHT'"
In Mark's own words: "A lot of people call me for tips. I tell them, 'Don't give up! You can do it if you really want!' I also tell them to stay away from drugs."


"MARIO GETS HIS DAY IN MIAMI"
The Power of One will inspire you when an insane eleven year old boy's letter turns an ordinary day into a legal holiday only he will celebrate.


"ART BEAT"
A child destined to be alone turns the tables on fate when he creates an entire army of loving clay monster friends.


"SENIOR STRATEGIST"
A fifteen year old's touching letter that tells the story of his one-handed grandfather's brave battle against Tetris.


"FANTASTIC FEATS BY POWER PLAYING FEET"
A severed thumb muscle takes a child on a voyage of discovery where feet meet Nintendo, and America meets a new hero.


"BLIND FURY"
Have you ever witnessed a miracle? If you have, then you probably won't think it's that big a deal that Nintendo cured this baby's blindness.


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