Number Ten:
California Raisins

Paper Machι Sculpture, Piano, Guitar, Movies, People Watching.

Number Nine:

My uncle's penis in a racecar.

Number Eight:
Taboo: The Sixth Sense

Dennis doesn't have a moustache.

Number Seven:
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

Topless Insect Women from the Future.

Number Six:
Wall Street Kid

A family death is no reason for your smile to stop shining.

Number Five:
Yo! Noid

Beepbeep! Who turned out the lights?!!

Number Four:
Trolls on Treasure Island

In Trolls on Treasure Island, I'm known as Dagg'Ar the Unstoppable!

Number Three:
Wayne's World

Wow! My grandma has terminal cancer!

Number Two:
Sunday Funday

It's like a freaking warzone, bitch.

Number One:
The Incredible Crash Test Dummies

Some kittens explode much easier than others.

Honorable Mentions: Cool Spot, Three Stooges, M.C. Kids, T & C Surf Design, and anything else with Jesus in it.

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Windows icons for all of the worst Nintendo ideas. Prevent future generations from playing garbage by reminding yourself every day of the mistakes of the past. Includes bonus Skeletor and Prince Adam icons which you may or may not deserve.

Nintendo Power's review of Taboo: The Sixth Sense. Warning! Taboo still deals with subject matter that may not be suitable for all ages and is a cartridge that may not be suitable for people of average or above intelligence.

To help you put this caption into perspective, Skippy from Family Ties also hosted the show. So Brian isn't actually in "a class all by himself." He's in a class with Skippy from Family Ties. That's like being in the same Pokemon card club with Urkel and the white guy on the Jeffersons.

Thanks, Nintendo Power. You fucking ruined this kid's life.

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