Boys! New from Kenner, it's the $6,000,000 Man Fucking Death Bomb Action Playset! Navigate Colonel Steve Austin through the minefield, but watch out for the dinosaur slide! And when you and Time Biker Jump the Canyon of Screams and reach the Hall of Karate Frankenstein, you'll need all your wits and bionic powers to survive!!!! And girls, ask your parents for the Bionic Woman Floor Mop! Now in lemon!