Seanbaby:
At first I thought this was genius: an Aquaman comic without Aquaman in it. That way we get all the, you know, fish, but none of their fish chatter. Then I realized the only thing sadder than a comic starring Aquaman is a comic starring Aquaman's dipshit sidekicks. That's like making action figures based on the fat pilot in Star Wars that goes, "There was nothing we could do! They came at us from behinAARGGGH!!!" I think his name was Fat Fuck From the Stars.

Mr. Fish:
I know I've said some things were the most retarded things I've ever seen, but that was before I read this. Glub. Unbelievable homos in fish backpacks got fed by a woman that can make hand-shaped water and a little boy that can do... I don't know, nothing? What did the Manta Men say when they got back to their base? Ha ha, according to a skit I wrote, it might have gone a little something LIKE THIS:

Black Manta:
Welcome back my fascinating and impossible Manta Men! Did you make the sharks run around and thus seize the mastery of the ocean?

Manta Men:
Sure. The sharks were totally pissed for a little while. PISSED! And then I guess you'd say... um... ah, justice struck.

Black Manta:
What? Who could stop up to several swimming sharks?!

Manta Men:
They had seahorses! And water! A-and pie...

Black Manta:
Pie? Shit! How did you escape?

Manta Men:
Escape? They... I guess they forgot to capture us.

Black Manta:
What?


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