I'm not such an eagle-eyed gay jokist that I hear "Sore Sir" and immediately think gay, but after reading that caption in the second panel with Cap's muscles tightening and pistons smashing, I think this might be fiction for really lame homosexual people.
You had to hear about pistons thrusting before you noticed this was homoerotic? They might as well be wearing leather hot pants and cop hats and picking out curtains. I don't know if I'll be able to hear "Creamed Filling" anymore without thinking about how safe I'd feel in a man's chest hair while he tells me that it'll always be like this... always.
Sweet Christmas! Captain America punched that green mutha right in the purple diaper! Over and over and over. He taught those suckas a lesson with those pounding pistons... why ... why do I feel the need for the touch of a man?
Doom also felt a subconscious encouragement of homosexuality from the ad. Can even Doom's unmatchable will hold back the surge of his newfound desires?!