I'm not saying those aliens aren't evil. It's obvious once you see the conquistador moustache and orange mohawk helmet, but I always thought Captain America was more diplomatic than this. He should have at least waited to beat them until they did something more serious than walk around near a picnic basket.
Ha ha ha! "Welcome to Earth! Do you come in peace? America doesn't care, you son of a bitch! Eat righteous fist, villain!" And they say I'm an asshole for letting poop dangle from my ass in the public pool.
Pink gloves, pink cape, orange panties, pink belt, blue belt buckle, and a star on the chest? These muthas stole my prom tuxedo!
Doom believes their flying saucer resembles a sombrero. Doom would like to wear their spaceship as a hat. Ha ha, what is wrong with Doom's air filtration system!?