I doubt the Mad Magician has a satisfying excuse for turning into a huge frog and keeping people from eating Twinkies. It seems like card tricks would be more productive. Shit, forming a kitty out of a balloon would be a craftier plan.|
Wait until this little bitch gets to supervillain prison.
The Destroyer: "Hey, new fish! I'm the Destroyer! I once nearly destroyed a dam and flooded a city! I heard you turn into a gigantic frog. What do you do after that?'
Mad Magician: "I keep, you know, kids from eating Twinkies."
The Destoyer: "Well. I guess you're the one getting raped then, huh?
Bitch, are you for real? Twinkies supply? There are orphans out there eating their own spit and the city is stockpiling Hostess Twinkies!? Fix a pothole! Build a parking garage where I can take have date without my lady choking to death on exhaust. What community voted on getting a GOD damn room full of Twinkies!
Doom wonders aloud why the mayor's office was filled with children. By the way, Doom knew that was the mayor because of nameplate on his desk that says "MAYOR."