ARGUMENT IN FAVOR|
LON IS TOO LIBERAL!
According to Leviticus in the Bible, oysters are UNCLEAN and an ABOMINATION--just like homosexuality!
Oyster-eating is a behavior, as is all dietary activity. Some foods are good, some are wrong. The government should not be forcing acceptance of oyster-eating on its citizens by sanctioning deviant dietary behaviors.
What a person eats, or with whom, is not the kind of activity for which we should create a minority classification, granting oyster-eaters "special protection" from discrimination similar to diabetics.
It is not discrimination to make a moral judgment about filthy foods by firing and evicting oyster-eaters!
My friends, did you know that oysters undergo SEX CHANGES? Furthermore, the average oyster-eater ingests five teaspoons of oyster excrement per year! IT'S DISGUSTING!
Public money must not be used to teach children that a dangerous and divisive diet is merely an "alternative" to healthy foods and traditional nutritional values.
The militant oyster agenda to recruit your children into the sinful shellfish lifestyle under the disguise of dietary diversity and balanced menus is anti-Beef bigotry. It's a culinary culture war! SURRENDER, OYSTER-EATERS!
But banning public school "promotion" of homosexuality, wrong-handedness, and oyster-eating is not enough! Many other people have sincere and deeply held moral prohibitions as well. The Amish don't drive cars. Christian Scientists don't believe in medicine. Jehovah's Witnesses don't salute the flag. Mormons don't drink Coca-Cola. Muslims believe that dogs are unclean. Baptists believe that dancing is IMMORAL.
Let's eliminate driver education! Fire school nurses! Forbid the flag salute! Condemn and cure the sick sinners caught in the corrupt Coca-Cola lifestyle! Ban books portraying dogs in a positive or neutral manner! And stop promoting the perverted prom!
PURIFY THE SCHOOLS!
ELIMINATE EVERYTHING THAT OFFENDS ANYONE!
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