By Joshua Garton
"here are the results of another scientific study:

The test facility was Zio's Italian Ristorante. After idly doodling an Adoracubby on the tablecloth with a crayon (fig.1) I decided to perform an informal, but highly highly scientific, poll. I asked the waitress, who was of the Femaltological gender to rate the cuteness of the Adoracubby on a scale of 1 to 10 with 1 being Gilbert Godfried. She had no idea who Gilbert Godfried is but with no prompting she gave the Adoracubby a 10 out of 10 (fig.2)! I will continue to raise Adoracubby awareness through science and report the sometimes shocking"