I was gay before I saw this.
Real life comic book chick, Pamela, is seen here with visible nipples. Obviously, no good caption can be written in cases like this.
April 29th, 1999 - A Farewell to Giant Breasts
The loss of Pamela Anderson's breasts (represented by the symbol "0 0") is the worst tragedy this country's erections have faced since the cancellation of Wonder Woman. To make this even more upsetting, Pamela has decided not to donate her former breasts to my bean bag collection. In fact, she seemed so offended by the question, we've stopped seeing each other completely. Pamela, if you reading this, I'm sorry. I thought after all those times I played Moon Hopper on your chest, you'd be desensitized to the idea of people using them as furniture or toys. And more importantly, if you don't bring back my copy of Dolemite, I'm keeping the jar of fat they sucked out of your ass.

Pamela's former sparring partner, (rocker) Tommy Lee, has also stated his interest in owning the breast-like sacks, after using his rocker mind to calculate that they will soon have a more successful career than the chest they were removed from. He may have a battle ahead of him, though, as breast collecting experts predict Pamela will auction her former tits on ebay, where furiously obsessive non-rockers will push the cost up to over $2,000,000 Canadian per boob. After losing the bidding war to Neatoboy98@aol.com, Tommy Lee plans on using money he stole from Pamela's purse to hire four strong men to help him carry his enormous, often- photographed rocker penis.

In my infinite maleness, I nearly built a tribute to the breasts that made television worth watching for so long, but during my research, I was forced to constantly take breaks to my now sticky bathroom. I eventually became frustrated and physically sore, and decided there would be hundreds of melon chest lovers more obssessive compulsive than me that would soon create Pamela mammory retrospectives far greater than I could ever imagine. In the mean time, please enjoy Fat Chicks in Party Hats.



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