"Mike Rieger and I have been working on our contribution to your Hostess Fruit Pie/Reader's Comics pages, entitled "Diaperman meets Seanbaby in "Legions of Latex!"" It is enclosed for your perusal and inclusion on your website anywhere you dammit please.

Being your bitch is a rewarding and fulfilling experience. I get to tell people some rubber-wearin' pink-head in Oregon is my Lord and Master, while they cock their heads to the side like inquisitive dogs. It's a great icebreaker at parties. Also, it gives me a warm feeling, similar to wetting my pants which I often do to simulate the warm glow of Bitchhood.

Diaperman: The Website

The World According to Michael