(above) The Flash uses his superspeed to vibrate the brain out of Amazo's head. And since he can run at 186,000 miles per second, he could eliminate our planet's population in about 45 minutes any time he wants. (below) The Whizzer runs really fast, but it takes him a fucking week to finish a sentence.
Question 15: Exotic Applications of Your Super Powers|
Most super powers have infinite amounts of applications. With a little creative thinking, you can defy the laws of physics however you want. Let's say your power is superspeed; what do you do to stop the villain?
A: Run around your opponent really fast to create a useless cyclone. Keep doing this until they decide to stick an arm out to trip you.
B: Wave your arms around to create strange visual effects, break all known laws of physics, and think outloud, "Never tried this before! Hope it works!" Then give an ambiguous speech describing what you're doing. Be sure to include the word, "molecules" as many times as possible. For example, "This should speed up the molecules enough to free the molecules that are holding the evil feelings inside their mind! Yes! It's working! I can feel the molecules in their mind returning to the side of good!"
C: Run half way around the world to get some sort of necessary super device to stop them. When you return seconds later, you should not only have the mega thing, but also some items to make it look like you were taking a vacation. Like a New York bagel, a t-shirt that says, "My parents fucked a potato in Ireland and All I got was this faggy t-shirt" Japanese kamikaze pilot goggles, and a couple STDs you got from Taiwanese street children.
D: Force yourself to stand still long enough to get hit, or keep running in a straight path even when they throw things in front of you.
F: Use your ability to speak at incredible speeds to sing an Alvin and the Chipmunks song while using your supersonic speed powers to do the coolest robot dance ever.
G: Wait for them to blink. Then take off their pants and put them on their head. Next time they blink, make sure they're standing in your pee by the time their eyes open.
H: It doesn't really matter. If I fuck up, I'll just run around the world really fast, go back in time, and fix everything.
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