Hawkman Can Fly!

If you're a Super Friend, being able to fly is like being able to break a graham cracker along the line. Whose super thing did Hawkman put in his mouth to get that job? It was tragic enough the only notable thing about him was his hat, but what was even worse was that he had no idea. He had no fucking idea. As far as he could tell, Hawkman was all the superhero the world needed. How does a person dressed like a duck get so delusional? Any mirror he walks past has to remind him he's a moron.

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