SUPER THEATER!!

Space Racers
Video (5:11)


Grizzly Bear! & Frozen Ice Saw!
Video (0:43)


Rock & Roll Space Bandits. Yes.
Video (5:50)


Moronic Rescue
Video (0:45) + Comic


Shunken Idiots
Video (0:49)


Gleek Almost Kills Them. Again.
Video (1:03)


Giraffe! & Ice Wrench!
Video (0:40)


Sneaky Disguise.
Video (0:40)


Form of! An Ice Missile!
Video (0:24)


You really suck, Zan.
Video (0:33)


Kangaroo! & Frozen Bowling Ball!
Video (1:01)

Jayna and Zan took over as the morons of the show after Marvin, Wendy, and their god damn dog in a cape left. Their powers weren't very good, he turned into water, she turned into animals, and their monkey had a bucket, but fighting wasn't what they were there for. They were the "comic relief."

You might have noticed that cartoons had a different idea what was comic relief than other media. Cartoon comic relief people aren't like the fat guy in the spring break movie that'll eat anything, get stuck in doorways, and win the water skiing competition with a perfectly timed fart. Comic relief in cartoons didn't make you laugh. They were just a couple people that we hated more than anyone else. After you watch the Wonder Twins wander into lava, make shitty puns, and lose a fight to a parked bicycle, you'll actually start cheering for Aquaman. That had to be why they were there, even the Super Friends wouldn't send two unarmed "special needs" kids and their blue monkey into a fight.


Normally, when you see people running like this, it ends with hugs and a teary medal ceremony before they get back in the extra short bus. But when you see the Wonder Twins running like this, it usually ends in a wall or a cliff.
They had their own version of the Trouble Alert - The Teen Trouble Alert. It was a wrist watch that beeped when local teens were in danger. Whenever the thing went off, all they did was get in the way of natural selection. The Teen Trouble Alert didn't go off for natural disasters and super villains. It went off when some kids decided to have band practice in a grizzly bear cave or play blind-folded snake hunting.


The Teen Trouble Alert

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