|Hey, I just realized something. Many of Canada's Best Badminton Players, including Bob, attend the same school that I am attending. In fact, I have seen Bob in the physical education complex on a few occasions, though he was never wearing that...headband. Sad to say, I don't know him personally, but I'm still jealous that his mug is in your guestbook.
Bob and Bob: They both bob some serious fucking knob.
Why are you so lucky? My city got excited when spaztic overacter,
Cuba Gooding Jr. stampeded around spitting out catch phrases
during some movie I'll be making fun in the next year or so.
Portland's athletes are pretty super fantastic, like recently acquired superstar small forward,
Scottie Pippen, but he's no Badminton Bob, who is in my
top five, maybe four, best people ever birthed.