Johnny and I fight over Ashley's head.

I know this is unrelated to this picture, but my favorite line from the movie Kickboxer is when Tong Po tells Jean Claude how good his girlfriend is in bed and his comeback is "NOOOOOOOOOO!"

Ashley is dressed like a Final Fantasy character. I'm happy to say I don't know which one.

Tiffany is also dressed like a Final Fantasy character. I don't know which one she is either, but if I had to guess, I'd say her name is probably Princess Windleaf N'draggoroth.

My hug doesn't want to brag or anything, but it totally warmed Jenny's icy heart right here.

I stole a party hat from a nearby bicycle enthusiast convention. If for some reason you thought it might have been a regular hat, fucking check what it says right on it: "PARTY"

Greg Orlando, pictured here in a party hat, once reviewed Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask for Daily Radar by starting, "To live life is to don a mask each and every day. Our true selves are seldom exposed to the world at large; to show everything to the people we must share our existences with would be to risk the ultimate rejection. We are what we think others want to see, and we live our lives doing this each and every day until it's impossible to tell where the mask ends and we begin. A mere decoration becomes a metaphor for humanity's hard time on planet Earth. We are the masks we wear."

Erik rewarded this as his favorite quote of the year 2000 by saying, "We'd like to congratulate Greg Orlando for defeating this category so forcefully that it broke. If it returns next year, it will be renamed "The Greg Orlando Award" because his Majora's Mask review is going to win it again."

"Gumball Delight"
2003, Seanbaby and Erik.

Maybe I'm being too needy, but it'd still be nice if every now and then hot girls would carry ME around.

"I must break you," says Johnny.
"I hate Mondays!" I reply.

This is me and Summer on her home that is also a bus. She's the one near my skull that was also her lunch.

I can't remember the name of this band, but I do remember throwing my panties at them.

With all the pain in the world, I sometimes look inside myself and wonder what I can do to help. And sometimes, fuck that, homo.

Even indoors, Joe never takes his eye off the night sky, for one day Galaxor the Spectacular will return.


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