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Angelina, Amanda, and I all hate the camera. Amanda's over it, but Angelina and I were serious: fuck the camera. This is a kung fu form Eddie showed me called White Monkey Presenting Fruit. It's for when you're facing hungry opponents and you're a monkey. Also, it's invincible. I don't normally wear shirts 8 sizes too small, but I traded with some girl I met at a barbecue after we both agreed that I thought writing was more dino-mite than her. Thanks to my MTV show, I could achieve the impossible by posing with myself. Back One Two Three Four Five Six Seven Eight Nine Ten Main Album |
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