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9: Strip Fighter 2 Turbo Grafix 16
Eroticism: 3/10 There were a lot of half-naked people already in Street Fighter 2, so the actual game doesn't even seem unusually erotic. Yes, I understand there is something wrong with an industry when a group of women kicking the crap out of each other in thongs is totally normal, but fuck that; I'm not a sociologist. I'm just telling you that probably nothing in this game is going to turn you on until you win a picture of a naked girl. Unfortunately, that's when it gets a little bit creepy. Before the camera pans down her strategically blurred body, there's an inept attempt by the graphic artists to make it look like the girl's winking at you. A stupid graphic of an eyelid slides over one eye then disappears. And I don't know if you've ever seen anyone wink without moving the rest of their face, but it looks less like flirting and more like a horrible sleepy-wakey baby doll with a broken eyeball.
You only earn pictures of naked women if you beat the game on a high level of difficulty, and the fact that each character has a total of three possible attacks makes it hard to keep your enemies guessing. Not only does the computer AI know exactly what you're going to try to hit it with, your kicks also show it everything it wants to know about your vagina and areas within it. Not that it matters; by the end of the fight, its slutty karate groin won't have any secrets either. But besides the lack of fighting moves, Strip Fighter 2's controls are so unresponsive, you usually can't tell which of the women you're supposed to be controlling. I forgot, am I the Fatty or the bird-headed Indian? And more importantly, how in the name of balls can I masturbate to either? Next Porno Game... |
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