Part 5: We make it to E3
|We finally get to
E3. (Everyone except Chet, who's still back at the hotel bed spitting up on cleaning
ladies.) Sean can sense women with his mind, so he'd already found his way to the babes in
charge of handing out programs, even though doctors say he wasn't medically awake.
Those pamphlets were a little bit less useful than the giant signs and directions hanging from the ceiling every four feet. Still, they came in handy whenever a stray hobo walked in and couldn't figure out where he was.
Babe #1: "It's nice to meet you! Handing out pamphlets is hard! Like math!"
Babe #2: "I love to brush my hair. When I'm done handing out these paper things, I'm going to brush my hair 100 times on the left, 100 times on the right."
Babe #3: "We used to tease our hair really high at birthday parties! One time she made it so high people thought I was from space!"
Seanbaby: [to Erik and Mark] "Maybe you guys should go on without me. I don't think they're going to shut up, and I don't like to be rude to chicks this hot. I'll catch up with you later. Here. I got this one's bra for you. She didn't know I took it, probably because she's a robot."