Part 6: Start to Crate
E3 Start to Crate: twenty-five seconds.

Mark found the mascot for Nintendo's upcoming game, Mario Crate, on the outskirts of the Nintendo booth. "I love you, Mario Crate," Mark told the giant box while he hugged it. "Get away from me kid," the surly midget in the crate costume advised him.

"Hello... crate?" he asked back to it, but the only thing coming out now were the sounds of a falling bottle and muffled weeping.

Erik grabbed a complimentary box-shaped Mario Crate marker and wrote "FAG IN HERE" on the side of it. "Let's roll," he said grimly to Mark. "We're done here."

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