Part 8: Seanbaby Meets Gary
|You might not guess this about
someone who was on Diff'rent Strokes, but Gary had an attitude. Not a bitter fuck you
attitude like David Cassidy; Gary acted like he was a life-in-the-fast-lane movie star. It
was awesome. You remember when he beat the shit out of that lady in the mall when he was a
security guard? He almost did that to Sean. He wasn't going to ask his bodyguard to do it,
either. Gary may be freakishly tiny, but he's got that edge. That look in his eyes that
says even if he loses the fight, it's the other guy that's going to have to get his ear
re-attached or get the car keys pulled out of his eye.
Special Gary Coleman Video Surprise!
From Fox's unauthorized Diff'rent Strokes After the Laughter exposť: Screenshot of actual dramatized footage of Gary kicking that chick's ass when he was a security guard. Get her, Gary! Get her!