Part 14: Mark and Erik visit China!

The China booth shows off its new calculator.

During Mark and Erik's wandering through the maze of the E3 basement, they came across China. There weren't any sexy girls or flashing lights. There weren't even any video games. The country's game developer sat proudly with a calculator and a few cool posters he brought from his cousin's bedroom.

China: "Come, friends! Give numbers for add display! Any number! Ha ha ha!"

Mark: "Five and two."

China: [punching numbers] "Very good! Ha ha ha! The solution for you is SEVEN!!!!"

Mark: "That sounds about right. I don't think we needed a calculator for that, though."

China: "Not so good now? Come close here, USA!"

When Erik stepped closer, China slowly entered the number 55378008. To fill the time while he slowly punched numbers, China said, "No, no, wait for this, USA! This one hundred percent good time for sure!" Then finally, showing off his country's cutting edge calculator technology, he turned it upside down to create the word "BOOBLESS." With a wicked smile he pointed it at Mark, indicating that it was he who was BOOBLESS.

"Where is your boob!?" demanded China. "Ha ha ha ha!" the country added.

"Commie pussy," retorted Mark.

The silences between them were awkward and long the next 8 times Mark and Erik passed the booth during their aimless search for the basement's exit.

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