Mark and Erik visit China!
The China booth shows off its new calculator.
During Mark and Erik's wandering through the maze of the E3 basement, they came across
China. There weren't any sexy girls or flashing lights. There weren't even any video
games. The country's game developer sat proudly with a calculator and a few cool posters
he brought from his cousin's bedroom.
China: "Come, friends! Give numbers for add display! Any number! Ha ha
Mark: "Five and two."
China: [punching numbers] "Very good! Ha ha ha! The solution for you is
Mark: "That sounds about right. I don't think we needed a calculator for that,
China: "Not so good now? Come close here, USA!"
When Erik stepped closer, China slowly entered the number 55378008. To fill the time while
he slowly punched numbers, China said, "No, no, wait for this, USA! This one hundred
percent good time for sure!" Then finally, showing off his country's cutting edge
calculator technology, he turned it upside down to create the word "BOOBLESS."
With a wicked smile he pointed it at Mark, indicating that it was he who was
"Where is your boob!?" demanded China. "Ha ha ha ha!" the country
"Commie pussy," retorted Mark.
The silences between them were awkward and long the next 8 times Mark and Erik passed the
booth during their aimless search for the basement's exit.