Part 12: Brick Blasta, Mother Fucker!
Two of Closeout Software's hottest titles for 2000: Brick Blasta and Arcade
Right: Somewhere far away from the E3 basement, Sean gets a General Lee tattoo from a
chick dressed like Daisy Duke. Seanbaby: "I couldn't tell what the hell she was
saying with that fake accent. I didn't know if she wanted me to help drive her truck for
some moonshinin' run or just to escape revenuers. But if I knew she only wanted to give me
a tattoo, I still probably would have done it. You might have noticed that I have a lot of
rules about women, and one of them is if your shorts are short enough, you can paint
whatever you want on me. Here's another one: if you aren't hot, you only get to eat
"Brick Blasta look hype, E! Sometime I write a letter to Microsoft
axin them when they gonna program a version of Breakout fo a shtraight-up shtreet nigga
like me. Shit, I don' wanna break no damn bricks. But I will blast a
motherfucka. Don' matta if you a busta ass nigga or a brick - you in mah way, I pull
out mah biscuit an' you gonna git blasted. But I never got a response. I guess
maybe someone was reading my email after all. I hope they remembered to make a linux
Erik: "Arcade Games looks good too."