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After reading the game manual, I discovered that this game is the story of "DUKE DAVIS, former punk rocker and the world's coolest martial arts vigilante!" He stalks the streets attacking little circus men and puppies, making the world a safer place for non circus freaks.

Using a girly punch, a break dancing thing that almost seems like it's trying to be a kick, and a move I call "cower in fear," Duke Davis' adventures are described excitedly as, "send the bad guys reeling with furious fist & foot bashing action. It's non-stop martial arts madness! Nail the no-gooders today-and watch the street savages scatter!"
The manual was written by a group of 10 year olds after being injected with high amounts of Moutain Dew.

Maybe it is completely terrible, but the game helps us become better people by giving us cute quotes before each level like, "Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you." These are very deep and meaningful unless you speak English. I'm not sure if they were supposed to mean something after you decyphered them, or if the programmer was just making fun of people that stutter. Either way, this game is bad enough that it should be offensive to most people regardless of their speech impediments.

Yeah, my guy was cowering in fear when I took that screen shot. But give me a break, that gorilla threw a really squishy banana at me.

Graphics: 1 I did like Duke Davis' yellow diaper, but that was the limit of the game's sex appeal. Unless you're into naked gorillas and puppies.
Fun: 1 Sometimes the midget guys with the ball and chains would start flying around like helicopters. That's the only reason I didn't give this terrible game a zero.
Street Culture: 8 Bad Street Brawler really lets us see what life is like in the inner city. We experience all the pain, drama, and danger of circus renegade infested areas. MTV hailed this game as, "The most accurate portrayal of life on the streets since Dudes with Attitudes."
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