#52 (AFI):
Ninotchka
Year: 1939
Directed by: Ernst Lubitsch
Written by: Melchior Lengyel, Charles Brackett, Billy Wilder, Walter Reisch
Starring: Greta Garbo, Bela Lugosi
Seanbaby: Our country builds satellites that can count how many times you masturbate during women's roller derby. The USA can convince 200 million people that bigfoot doesn't exist. And if America wants you dead, they have monkeys that can do it from space, and then get rid of all the history books and little pieces of paper that ever said you were alive. And now you're telling me that this amazing and powerful country's film institute thinks that Ninotchka is funny? Bullshit. The Croatian Film Institute didn't even like Ninotchka, and in Croatia they give a movie two thumbs up just for not exploding your legs off.
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#52 (IFLS):
South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut
Year: 1999
Directed by: Trey Parker
Written by: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Pam Brady
Starring: Construction Paper
Seanbaby: South Park isn't only the 52nd best comedy, it's also the only musical that won't corrode the skin off the eyes and ears of non assholes.
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